http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=locking-down-crime-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour Top crime figures demand government lift lockdown to facilitate their members. Robberies, burglaries and street crimes at a standstill due to anti-Covid measures. Crime unions claim fewer people at home and more potential victims on the streets needed to kickstart UK crime. Sat, 16 May 2020 00:56:21 UTC en